How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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