Jerry, you need to find god
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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