i think my tv is drunk
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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