Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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