what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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