Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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