idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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