i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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