Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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