I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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