I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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