I should be sponsored by Trojan
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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