think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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