please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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