so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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