her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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