Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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