You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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