why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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