I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
