Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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