No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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