She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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