I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
What a dumb baby whore.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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