and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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