sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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