I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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