we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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