Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
They are going to name an STD after you.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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