i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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