So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Randomize
