White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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