The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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