Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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