it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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