i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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