It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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