the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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