Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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