Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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