i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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