Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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