are you still at the devil's house?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
