May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
