He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We got so high we made milksteak
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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