I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
