He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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