Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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