there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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