i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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