the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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