Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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