I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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