he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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