if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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